1-There’s no such thing as a burrito
2-Chapulinas are better with some salt
3-Germans don’t like David Hasselhoff
4-Chili sauce with beer mixed with lime juice, worchester sauce, salt, and chili peppers is a great idea
5-Chili sauce with shaved ice isn’t that great
6-Use small bills. No one has change for $200 and $500
7-Add an extra 45 to 60 mins to the time a Mexican says it takes to get somewhere
8-Tortillas are good for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
9-Social order: Adults, Kids, Dogs, Pigs, Chicken
10-Germans don’t like Michael Jackson either
