Our pal Megan, aka Penny Larceny, invited us to the GGRD Derbytaunt Ball this past Sunday. Admittedly, I am not hip enough to really enjoy the roller derby. It’s cute and fun, and it is a very unique form of entertainment. I mean what’s not to like about a bunch of chicks in saucy outfits, rollerskating around, and knocking each other down… girl on girl action, what hetero-male wouldn’t like that?
Besides the “fresh meat” that was paraded, I especially remembered the men’s toilet at The Delancey. Nailed against the wall was a stainless steel communal urinal that was filled with marbles. Marbles! Brilliant! Much better than the rank mothballs or that blue disk they use in other bars.
